Of Doom

Of Doom

That would be Error Messages. The Error Messages Of Doom (not to be confused with the Bluescreen Of Doom, which is what happens to my computer far too often).

I thought I’d share with you a few of my favourite error messages. Actually, for now it’ll only be one error message, because that’s the one that YouTube just flashed up at me and I found rather amusing. Or it might be a few more. Depends how many times my internet crashes this evening.

500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:

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That one’s not too bad. It’s boring ones like this that I hate:

403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it.

That is my least favourite error message. Damn stubborn server! Has it got a problem with me or something?

However this one, although inconvenient, is at least slightly more interesting.

Maxthon encountered a fatal error.

I’m not sure why this makes me laugh….

7 thoughts on “Of Doom

    1. I’m looking forward to the “highly trained spiders” message myself.

      If the Captain can train them to feed rabbits I’m sure solving computer errors, achieving world peace and preventing global warming are next on the list.

      But I’ll be *really* impressed when she has them all lined up with their own laptops writing the next volume of St. Mallory’s. I mean, with all those legs flailing away at the keyboard their words-per-minute rate would be phenomenal. And as spiders have got eight eyes too, they’d probably spot all the typos!

      1. Quit about the spiders, will you? I do NOT train spiders! I do not go NEAR spiders! I run away from spiders whenever I see them, and scream like a total girl for someone to take them away for me!

    1. Hee hee hee, yup, I know. Whereas Google Chrome just goes, “Aw, snap, something went wrong…” and asks me if I want to kill the pages. No, I don’t want to kill them. I don’t want to lose the 1000 words I just wrote. So you just fix that little bug, Chrome, before I bite you.

What do you think? I'd love to hear your thoughts.

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