Did you celebrate Towel Day yesterday? No? I’m shocked.
I’m sure you’ve got an excuse. “I can’t take a towel to work! People would give me weird looks!” Or how about this one? “I might get it dirty…”
I would like you to know that I:
(a) Carried a towel with me the entire day – on the bus to and from school, in lessons, at ballet class (except when actually dancing)
(b) Sat on my towel at the bus stop and while waiting for a lift – the perfect solution to the dirty floor
(c) Thwacked someone around the head with a towel…but I had a good reason. They asked me this question:
“WHAT HAS THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY GOT TO DO WITH TOWELS?”
*sigh* The Hitchhiker’s Guide has EVERYTHING to do with towels. By that point, he was seriously just showing his ignorance. But it was all right, I soon set him to rights…
Did you answer any seriously awkward questions yesterday? More to the point, did you run into anyone else with a towel? Because I didn’t. And that more than anything depressed me. Where I live is so un-froody it’s not even real.